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[Hook]
Take That, Take That
I said Take That, Take That, Take That
Take That, Take That
I said Take That, Take That, Take That
I said...
Take That, Take That
I said Take That, Take That, Take That
Take That, Take That
I said Take That, Take That, Take That
I said...
[Verse 1]
sorting through my options, of fatal toxins
after 10 watching some porno vids
jerking with wicked force
Leave my body layin in a sick puddle of DNA
on your front porch
cuddlin with a flirt, refuse to touch
my singing turns the choir into a glee club
hanging out with thugs, refuse the drugs
I'll end up just a rapper that you used to love (Bye-Bye)
flyin' to the medicine cabinet, vomiting, having the chills
exploding diarrhea while wrapped in a quilt
Don't party in Detroit cuz I haven't been killed
I'm laughing at the man when he hands me a deal, I'm sayin
[Hook]
Take That, Take That
I said Take That, Take That, Take That
Take That, Take That
I said Take That, Take That, Take That
Take That, Take That
I said Take That, Take That, Take That
Take That, Take That
I said Take That, Take That, Take That
[Verse 2]
I'm disappointed in my acne ointment (Pssst)
I rubbed it on my balls and got a raging boner this morning
went to emergency to have the nurse survey
she checked it out, banged me, found out she had a sex change! (WHAT!)
Ok, it's a bad day, 50 shades gray, I work Help Desk
and I'm really mad I don't get babes! (Psst)
all I can do is cry (Yep), went on a blind date with a girl, she couldn't see out either eye
perhaps, she was relaxed, while on the rag (Gasp!)
but had to be flagged, by TSA, the airport scumbags (No! No! No!)
paroled her after 12 days broham
ran home just to see she, happy like Pharrell OH MAN! (Ooh!)
if this Melissa Joan Hart poster comes any closer
I'm having sex with this whole wall jokester (Splat Sound)
two more pumps and its all over
semen covers the wall, exhausted I fall over
[Verse 3]
WOW! WOW! Jizzin in broad day
Dude you hit my face!
You should'na been in the way! (My eye!)
dinner by candlelight, dating a girl that's tight
found out it's Caitlyn Jenner late last night (Aaaaaah!)
pass me a Sprite, you live and learn
go grab Mads Mikkelsen and let him take turns
a cannibal if I should put it bluntly
tell Katy Perry she better run because I'm hungry!
Carter goes commercial, dude you can forget it
gotta take a sh.... this is my only edit
I'm quick to expose myself in a store
ain't been arrested in a while, I'm too busy mugging Jim Crow
23, I better go eat me vegetables
I'm iller than Donald Trump eatin a taco in Lesbian festival
This song is serious, watch me spit game
forgot my name, pee'd myself and I'm potty-trained
[Hook]
Take That, Take That
I said Take That, Take That, Take That
Take That, Take That
I said Take That, Take That, Take That
I said...