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lyrics

Yeah! Wolf they gon hate you for this one!

[VERSE 1]
I'm Carter, I'm a lame figga
my ethernet network is a one-giga (SOUND GOOD!)
went to the zoo and I saw two gorillas
and we making music deals with my dude, jigga
Wolf creepin on him, he done scared jigga
And YOLO's they be wilding, like some hot strippers
44 Obama busy with them flocks, chica
Hands up bro, or you might catch a shot, trigga
passing up oral sex when I dash out
I holler rain-check then I mash out
Go to the bank, no money, so I lash out (BUCK YO!)
grab up that teller hoe, and feel up in her damn blouse!
I been selling music since the 6th grade
never really made no plans to just quit mane
college taught me how to build and keep a domain
delete them VMs and recreate the same thing!
I walk up in the mall with my balls out!
security tazer me until I fall out!
I pass gas, all up in the waffle-house!
the people throw up, and then I'm tossed out!
we breezy yo, we air all of my dolls out!
Mama said no blow dolls inside her dang house!
That's why my fav is locked in the garage now! (DANG!)
Free MLP, let my favorite doll out! (MARY-LOUISE!!)
We gon' pull up our pampers when they flop on us!
full of ju-ju-bees, I'm gon throw my shit on em!
I'll rub a lil' spot, then drop my cock on em! (BIG ONES!)
the girls build me up, then I shoot that sauce on em!
mentally damaged, that's what we are! (WE ARE!)
under arrest in a squad car (SQUAD CAR!)
Selena Gomez, my dick so hard (HAARD!)
That's BS, I got a limp rod!
and if you throw cold water, my balls get small (BLOW JIGGA!)
got me twerkin like a rockstar (BLA-BLOW JIGGA!)
I'm a kidder, babysitter, honey-dipper ya'll (BLA-BLA-BLOW JIGGA!)
past midnight, we hanging in the trailer park (EMINEM YO!)
the grand jury is a jim crow! (JIM CROW!)
the whole investigation, left me queasy yo!
And tell my people, be easy yo!
we shoulda burned that court down a week ago!(YOOOOO!)
squeeze on us and then we squeezing, yo!
call for your backup, cuz we squeezing, yo!
let everybody catch a bullet hole
racists gonna leave this planet with a bullet yo!
run up, pull a gun on 'em (Please Don't)
pistol whip em, go dumb on 'em (Please Don't)
racists got me on a gangster tip! (YEAH!)
getting justice on a freedom tip! (YEAH!)

Hardcore gangster hit!
Wolf, Jigga, Lama, Dusty, Artis
2015
Court Jester
Crazyone-Worldwide!

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from Mind of the Court Jester, released June 30, 2015
(A.Pollard,R.Carter)
Crazyone-Worldwide/WolfDen Productions/Epic Records(BMI)

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