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I'm Just Text'n

from Mind of the Court Jester by Ryan Carter

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lyrics

Brace Yourself!

[CHORUS]
I'm just textin'!
HWUUUUH! walking upright
I'm just textin'!
KATY PERRY!, jerk all night
I'm just textin'!
stalk your place, cops arrest me
HWUUUUH! I'm just textin'!
I RUN WITH MY SCISSORS!, I'M A MESS CUZ!

D-E-T-R-O-I-T

[VERSE 1]
I'm just textin', walkin' around with numbers in my pocket
I should text to em, girls ask "Why you textin' us?"
trick, you should come twerk on us!
I seeeen what you wearin' and WOW I'm bout to bust a nut!
I Seeeen what yo really looked like
And damn that's a male slut!
Fuck that! I'm bout to pass out! Fuck that! he pulled his balls out!
What the fuck is this song about?
All we got is them Wash-ton's, Lincolns, Hamilton's and them copper penny's with us
rhymes are tongue twisters, send it on twitter, dippin my chips, stalkin the pretties
Mac'roni and ketchup, is cheesy and slimy, I'm strippin!
WHAT!, fans disappearing!
I'm just textin'!, start a fluffy pillow fight!

[Hook]
I'm just textin'!
HWUUUUH! walking upright
I'm just textin'!
KATY PERRY!, jerk all night
I'm just textin'!
stalk your place, cops arrest me
HWUUUUH! I'm just textin'!
I RUN WITH MY SCISSORS!, I'M A MESS CUZ!
OGG!
I'm just textin'!

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from Mind of the Court Jester, released June 30, 2015
(M.Mattox,R.Carter)
Crazyone-Worldwide/Quality Control Music(ASCAP)

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Ryan Carter is an award-winning independent recording artist from Detroit, Michigan.

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