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lyrics

[VERSE 1]
I come from the place of deadbeat fathers
get on the Maury show and scream and holler
I'll never be the President of the United States
way too intelligent, and great at debates
You ever doubt me? I'll dispel it
Know what I douse myself with? fuel propellant
I douse myself while I wear a blonde wig
I douse myself while I dance a little jig
master craftsman like Geppetto, rhymes I give away
on the coastline strolling down the esplanade
It's Hammer-time and I'm dancing, flaming foolproof
new breed and I'm jerking til I reproduce
I'm in the traffic with my cock on HARD! (ON HARD!)
Playing Katy Perry while I'm tugging my BALLS!, (BALLS!)
wearing leather pants, but shit, they ripped!
and now you see the ring that's hanging from my dick!
alone at home, I'm at my best
I don't get pressured no more, I get stressed
45, 39 YO
D-E-T east-side tho
sleeping with my Teddy y'all
Haters want to see me fall
It's obvious I'm humorous
you are all the witnesses
sleeping with my Teddy y'all
Haters want to see me fall
It's obvious I'm humorous
you are all the witnesses, TRICK!

[Chorus]
Hurl, at my life
I Hurl, at my life
Hurl, at my life
I Hurl, at my life liii-iiii-iiii-iiii-iife

[VERSE 2]
These rhymes are child's play (child's play)
Go to Subway look for Jared, NO WAY (NO WAY!)
It's a sick world, local to global
Listen to The Unseen by Quasimodo (SHOUT-OUT!)
a black chappie, everybody know me!
Haile Selassie, Emperor of the masses
never wear khaki, love to just piss and moan
trick 'em, make 'em think I joke
Use the rap game as a drop zone
child for life, still own walkies-talkies
sitting in the cubby-hold eating chips, lonely (eating chips lonely)
got them public crabs, from an escort shack
give me the shame and the fame, GOTTA HAVE THAT
sleeping with my Teddy y'all
Haters want to see me fall
It's obvious I'm humorous
you are all the witnesses
sleeping with my Teddy y'all
Haters want to see me fall
It's obvious I'm humorous
you are all the witnesses, TRICK!

[Chorus]

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from The Exaggerated Tales Of​.​.​., released April 18, 2016

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