[Ryan Carter]
Can you name the worst rapper in this rhymezone
After Nick Serra, is Ryan Carter, the worst known (HELLS YEAH!)
I'll have your cash blown, while I stand prone
Rock to Miley Cryus, a curse to the throne
Drive round with a microphone, bring it everywhere I go
So I can bring it to you live in STEREO (SONY!)
CAN IT! I'm black, so.. KLAN IT! (KU KLUX!)
watch Disney's Enchanted, wish granted, boobs implanted
The test, any group who pass will be disbanded
Yes sir, signed a false confession.. recanted
I don't think we can handle a style so placid
In a room thats padded, I played the old jazz standard
(Jazz Bridge)
[The Wolf]
That's a weird bridge
[Ryan Carter]
Don't mind me, I wrote this racist rhyme
with ink made of pig pee, on the back of my degree
Big Black, Brown Spanish, Yellow Chineese
sound like the former owner of the LA ball team (Where da white at?)
Don't sign me I'm about to make a mil without em
Grab my album off the shelf, what have you heard, and seen about them?
So I'm a jerk but you don't know them
weird how they expect balls but won't grow 'em
Poor guys what a sight for old sore four-eyes (STRIKE!)
Now let me get two apple pies and a large fries
All rise, so far art is a doodle
So true get the whole kit and caboodle
Were youthful, we teach it to our pupils
And this time when we spend it we'll place it on somethin' useful
Like getting seduced by girls singing karaoke
safety first, wear a condom okey-dokey
Silly Goose, that is too soapy
Wow never thought I'd see my name in a marquee (SCREENSAVER!)
Egads, that last groupie had crotch crabs
True dat, she gross, but she sucks while wearing kneepads
What a call, a cheap, white butterball (THERE'S THE WHITE!)
Either I get to score or strike out, gutterball
Rock the world, on all fours
put this meat in her pocket, prepare for curtain call
Yeah y'all you could say this an earful
Beware, Explicit Content, be careful
And just like I said, I soulda told ya
Ryan Carter, eyes of the beholder, Fox Mulder!
Produced on the MPC1000, “Nosthaigia” documents time spent in Thailand via regional music. Available here in an exclusive color vinyl. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 24, 2024
