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Doo​-​Doo Everywhere

from Nightmares in America by Ryan Carter

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lyrics

[Verse 1]
Suburban Michigan, homie, yeah that's where I stay
Message to the Trump supporters, get up out my face
And the Wolf keep trippin', playing pranks everyday
put a hairy transvestite next to where I lay
plane ticket: Miami, but I don't recall the trip
he was thick as shit, yeah, and had them Jay-Z lips
doo-doo everywhere yeah, fat rolls on his hips
pulled a gun on me yeah, I think I'm bout to take a shit

[Hook 1]
He said he wanna bang me, but Hell naw, he got a dick
said he wanna bang me, but Hell naw, he got a dick
Look, my doo-doo's everywhere, diarrhea sprayed his lip
Yeah, my doo-doo's everywhere, fecal matter on his chips
spray, spray, spray, spray
spray, spray, spray

[Verse 2]
Yeah, I wanna hit the party, and do some pantomime
But I rarely leave my room, or my Melissa Hart shrine
staring deeply at her face while I'm dreaming of the past
but I live in doom and gloom, while I pass gas
Missed the PyCon Conference, Portland Oregon staff (sorry)
Wolf said for the women, but I think that Imma pass

They don't wanna bang me, cuz I'm successful and on top
They might wanna bang me, if I was jailed or selling rocks
I don't fuck with thots, drinking stopped, sipping on a juice box
my doo-doo's spraying everywhere
said I don't fuck with thots, drinking stopped, sipping on a juice box
my doo-doo's spraying everywhere
my doo-doo's everywhere, Trump rally's make me shit
my doo-doo's everywhere, polls show: I'm da shit
and I almost drove to Canada
patrol be transfixed
my doo-doo's hit-and-miss, like Republican leadership
spray, spray, spray, spray
spray, spray, spray
spray, spray, spray
spray, spray, spray, FLUSH!

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from Nightmares in America, released January 20, 2017

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