[Intro]
I be on my burger, fry trip, fry trip, fry
I be on my burger, fry trip, fry trip
and it's only on Saturday night, said it's only on Saturday night
What?...
I be on my burger, fry trip, fry trip
I be on my burger, fry trip, fry trip
and it's only on Saturday night
and it's only on Saturday night
[The Wolf]
Wait a minute. You ready, RC?
[Ryan Carter]
I can't wait 'til I get you in my mouth, good-looking
Grill is hot, so hot, forget the oven
And I burned my thumb, and now gotta suck it
But it's alright, the thumb is mine
Oh baby, and I don't mind people watching, HA!
Cause if they get close, too close
I might gotta stomp em!
I see people gettin whoozy when I does it
but it's alright, just tonight!
[Hook]
And as long as I get my burgers and fries
I'ma be right as rain tonight
and let me get a milkshake on the side
I'm about to do weird things
All pressed up in buns that's white
with all the fixins I like
and I can smell it in the air tonight
I'm about to do weird things
about to do weird things, no butt plugs
we just got thrown out the club
I'm about to do weird things
about to do weird things, no butt plugs
Hey!
[Ryan Carter]
Stop, let me take a good look at it
Oh, so big and meaty, gonna name this burger Kathy
And awwwww, bun's so thick, gotta text and tell Bob Saget
that's all despite, it's past midnight
Awww, looked at the cashier and told him "who's your daddy?"
That made him very mad, cause dude he had a big fit
Ohhhh, "Kool-Aid's My Cologne", yeah that's a classic
And that's all mine, that's right!
[Hook]
And as long as I get my burgers and fries
I'ma be right as rain tonight
and let me get a milkshake on the side
I'm about to do weird things
All pressed up in buns that's white
with all the fixins I like
I can smell it in the air tonight
I'm about to do weird things
I'm about to do weird things
about to do weird things, no butt plugs
we just got thrown out the club
I'm about to do weird things
about to do weird things, no butt plugs
Hey!
[The Wolf]
Get out my seat, YO!
[Ryan Carter]
Uh!
Big Mac's at Mickey D's YO!
Big King's at BK YO!
Buford's at the Checkered rink
Y'all sit back and enjoy this freak show
Nothings more American than excess
My feet got gout from eating this beef what a mess!
Is this what I'm all about?
Yes.... A good guess
My exposed genitals scaring the guests!
years of this mess, man-boobs on my chest
high-school rapper, the best of the best
Uh! Im in trouble teasin
the 60 year old waitress for no reason (HOT!)
got slapped by the manager
Nick, Yo I'm gonna blame you
He punched me and called me a punk!
I'll show you how to do this chump! UH!
go gamble.. Windsor playas..
get deported.. much later!
we blowin bubbles, ain't shave growin stubble
border patrol mad, so now they try to cuff OH!
cussed his mother, appologized cuz I love her
Tell his father, that my wife is my mother
and now his older brother is my son
I show you how to do this chump, UHH!
[Hook]
And as long as I get my burgers and fries
I'ma be right as rain tonight
and let me get a milkshake on the side
I'm about to do weird things
All pressed up in buns that's white
with all the fixins I like
I can smell it in the air tonight
I'm about to do weird things
I'm about to do weird things
about to do weird things, no butt plugs
we just got thrown out the club
I'm about to do weird things
about to do weird things, no butt plugs
Hey! OOOOH!
[The Wolf]
Move dat ass!
[Ryan Carter]
WHAT!
YOU MUST BE OUTTA YOUR DAMN MIND!
Produced on the MPC1000, “Nosthaigia” documents time spent in Thailand via regional music. Available here in an exclusive color vinyl. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 24, 2024