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Broad Shoulders

from Mind of the Court Jester by Ryan Carter

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lyrics

[INTRO]
my cookie got crumbled, when I stumbled
shrimp is a jumbo, eating chicken with Mutombo BOSS!
I am like a rhyming molotov
Fart and gas the whole room up with diesel fumes I'm fed up
high octance too
turn up! get up!
Lunge for the mic!
grabbing on her broad shoulders

[VERSE 1]
What?
Game Boy games?
About to throw them away
watching hot girls make me say holy-moly!
sometimes I masterbate with oil of olay
climax like Buckwheat yell say "OTAY!"
stuck in jail getting raped every minute
another nightmare because my mind is demented
Some say my songs are obsolete, I turn a blind eye
Born in the early 90s but I'm still the new guy
The one that'll trick you to eat a shit pie
(keep myself busy!)
keep myself busy with my inner thoughts I and I
(tell my squad!)
one day I'm gonna die
reaper, hold your horses
Hell can wait for me to fry
first on the list
If not bet the second spot
eating some pork skins and shellfish in the parking lot
I coulda had a hot date
but the tranny turned me down cuz I'm too straight
Money comes and goes like my two balls buddy
haters mad they tried to rush me, jump me and punch me
I better calm down before my cap gets twisted
hold the gun to the side, shoot straight bitches!
cock it.
What happened?.. oh.. no clip
Mr.Ryan Carter just took a (Hot Shit!)

[VERSE 2]
When I was four I bought strange from a girl in new york
she was 77 I got to look in her crescent
The effervescent of cod fish was thick
stronger than vapor
bung hole, dung hole
where's my 40 acres?
Peace to hard working women, and the players
I fainted on the ground, paramedics made me wake-up
Poor music taste
I'm done with being grown up
I don't blow up, terrorists do
(awwwww sh...)
My name is Ryan Carter
and I'm problematic
I use to think my thinking was a bad habit
Born under a D sign
I'm plagued with this curse of mine
you hear it, brain cells decline
still a virgin, that's what I just said!
Black not white, offered drugs say "Hell No!"
Twenty three years have passed strickly speaking
I make music every weekend
like a chore, part of my life
kinda, sort of
I get mad love and I respect the haters
from all ages, until my death
I'm serving planet Earth with my art
grabbing on them broad shoulders my dudes

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from Mind of the Court Jester, released June 30, 2015
(D.Dumile,R.Carter)
Crazyone-Worldwide/Metal Face Records(BMI)

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Ryan Carter is an award-winning independent recording artist from Detroit, Michigan.

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