[CHORUS]
I just got my charges dropped, they said, acquit
I was so glad I did the splits, HA! HA! ACQUIT!
I just got my charges dropped, they said, acquit
I was so glad I did the splits, HA! HA! ACQUIT!
[VERSE 1]
Charges they dropped, they were futile, I drove to a Wendy's
I'm a black man past the age of 20
middle-class man with a white man standing in the back of studio
enslave Kazakhstan with his right hand
My raps are crumby, and tight, I'm fightening, enlightening
tightening five little white screws in my mind, biting em
I'm like a ditzy black Miley that's lost
twerking the heck outta everything I come across at any costs
I watch Scandal, DVR's I dismantle
Met George W. and threw boots, heels, and sandals
Then I found myself locked up in the jail, hurting
it's too late!
Head in the toilet, now it's swirling!
[VERSE 2]
On an escalator, cumpulsive masterbator
persuading, Nick da quick to eat taters
refused at every bar here through the equator
They know I'm crazy (uh-huh) for licking women like a flavor
I'll give you what you need, like an increased lower wage
and my songs will get played, and blind you like some mace [*BLAM*]
Granny Smith envy, gun muzzle empty, point on purpose
You never hear me say, "Forgive me"
earnin every penny - the only way I take it, face it
the things I'm telling you, you embrace it
You tried? I'll give you a nap in the basement
run and evade, go find a replacement
getting stomped on the pavement, all despite
I get many followers - about two in a night
My life is lame, I hope yours is alright
and if you try to fight me, I just claim stage-fright
[CHORUS]
Hey! I just got my charges dropped, they said, acquit
I was so glad I did the splits, HA! HA! ACQUIT!
Hey! I just got my charges dropped, they said, acquit
I was so glad I did the splits, HA! HA! ACQUIT!
[VERSE 3]
I'm a compulsive buyer, full of sparkling desire
balls of fire, embellishing, I'm a lier
once admired, retired, got attired
snitching to the cops with a fake audio wire
(Hey, is Carter performing?) STUPID! can't you read the flyer?
that I got arrested for breaking a cease-fire
(Aren't you gonna answer?) No, not required
but Mary-Louise Parker is what I desire
fully-equiped, and on a sugar trip
Aaron's in a coma for lettin my CD skip.. [cd skips]
lettin my CD skip.. [cd skips]
lettin my CD skip.. [record scratch]
DANG IT! FORGET IT!
I'm hanging anything when I'm courting
It's gonna cost $300 to charge me for an extortion
Somebody asked for my autograph
I act like Bill Cosby, hand em a pudding and laughed
I bring the ruckus like and old Uncle Tom
BREAKING NEWS, I'm on CNN.com
[VERSE 4]
Aiyyo flashback, flashy compass, metal grill, got ransacked!
got jumped at the lockers call, Aflac!
America! get punked, better fight back!
At a 'Stop the Violence' rally, I set traps!
got my own publishing, screw an ASCAP!
The provider, configured the Wolf-Pack!
VPN and he paid me a G-Stack!
I don't need no mary-jane, don't prefer crack!
a born loser, chest pains have come back!
Bring your crew and my skills will get laughed at!!!
brain smacker, corn rappers get they bags packed
I got mine in a trash bag
[CHORUS]
Hey! I just got my charges dropped, they said, acquit
I was so glad I did the splits, HA! HA! ACQUIT!
Hey! I just got my charges dropped, they said, acquit
I was so glad I did the splits, HA! HA! ACQUIT!
[Outro]
HAAA!
The Wolf! WolfDen Studios!
Uh, 2015
Crazyone-Worldwide
Mind of the Court Jester
Shoutout to Aaron Lapa
credits
from Mind of the Court Jester,
released June 30, 2015
(M.Mathers,R.Carter,N.Serra)
Crazyone-Worldwide/Shady Records(BMI)
