[Verse 1]
Police kickin in my backdoor (WHOO!)
pouring wax on her body from a candle (BLEE!)
got me scratching itches on the top of my tip (WHOO!)
I went to Herman Kiefer to get some ball clips (YO!)
STDs made my dick itch (GO!)
Go to Culver's and get myself some shrimp dips (HAA!)
And her, money hole go drip drip (UUH!)
gonna, be a father on the real tip (JEE! JEE!)
smell shrill, and corn chips (JAE! JAE!)
she got drugs in her pocket, syringe there (HUUUH!)
She just wanna have a good day (WHAT!)
I beat off to Weeds think of Mary-Louise! (DANG! DANG!)
I want her right here today! (DANG! DANG!)
Never let her get away! (WHAT!)
What!? I nerd, Yay! Hey!
Listen what Nick Da Quick say!
[Chorus]
If it ain't about the honey's
Don't be texting my phone, dude I ain't gettin' up!
If it ain't about the honey's
Ain't no use in you knocking outside, stop wastin' my time!
If it ain't about the honey's
Nah I don't even hear what you say, I'm just tryna take a shit!
If it ain't about the honey's
Tricks you convinced me with, tricks you convinced me with!
TURNT UP!
[Bridge]
I'm packin a weapon, I use with discretion (I BOOM! HAA! UUH!)
a great cruisader, debater-deflator (SHO' NUFF WHAT THEY AH WHAT THEY SAY?! AAAH!)
I slimed on her melon, the streets of McClellan (DETROIT! WHAT! UUUH! HAA!)
lap dance in the grocery store, right on the lettuce (HEY! BRO! HAY!)
they try to charge me extra, I bag on these trickstas (HAA! WHOO!)
When the police enter, Imma bail on these trickstas (SCUURR!)
[Verse 2]
Hey! what you think we in this jail for?
Standin' at the movie theatre with a crotch on swol'
I'll be durned if I live with the status quo
Learned that from Dule Hill on a television show
I got a blowjob, she end up with a cold sore (BAW!)
she playin' it, I sent a shot through her front door (BOW!)
she did good, I felt bad, said Bravo
got caught, police gave an embargo
grab a poncho, and head to Toronto, trigga
I'm quick to fill a brick in a taco, trigga
trigga talk quick, well I don't respond to no tricks
No tug!, no blow!, I'm Fargo!
[Repeat Chorus]
[Repeat Bridge]
[Verse 3]
what you think we in the ER for?
shopping in the trap, she give a good blow!
Maybe so she used to smoke some crack (CRACK!)
got my car stolen while I banged that ass!
I ain't never been lost, hope they bring that back
coulda' shoulda' got directions with the GPS track (CHUMP!)
I better run and flee!, before the gangsters start shooting me!
an icon is what I'm tryna be!
when I'm out the country, hit the embassy!
follow, follow directions, I can get you laid
But not interested in things you say
[Repeat Chorus]
[Repeat Bridge]
[Outro]
Hey! what you think we in this jail for?
Standin' at the movie theatre with a crotch on swol'
I'll be durned if I live with the status quo
Learned that from Dule Hill on a television show, Psych!
credits
from Mind of the Court Jester,
released June 30, 2015
(C.Harris,K.Lingham,R.Carter,N.Serra)
Crazyone-Worldwide/WolfDen Productions/Realitary Records(BMI)
